Beer Up's Beer Trends for 2016

OK, now that I got that out of the way, you are probably wondering what the heck this is going to be about? We have all seen the growth of craft beer and explosion of new beer trends. With these trends, are lists of new trends, list of future trends and bold predictions for beers to come. Below is Beer Up's thoughts on some current trends and what would happen if brewers were to take them to the far extreme. Sarcasm intended. Enjoy our latest six-pack!
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3. Golden Corral Stout- This one really addresses two fads going way to far. This beer provides you all the ingredients of the best buffet in america, condensed and extracted into one XXXL stout. Steak, fried chicken, a chocolate fountain that 200 runny nose children have dipped their hands in, bread pudding and many other fine ingredients will make their way into this tasty treat. You won't have to endure the walk of shame to your car when you are done, and can enjoy all your favorite tastes while planted on the sofa. Every product also comes with the full ringing endorsement of Jeff Foxworthy on the bottle. Granted, we really don't know Jeff or if he knows anything about beer, but he is way to skinny to be believable endorsing a buffet or a beer.
6. Beer Dip- Remember those cool bags of powder you used to dip that chalky stick into as a kid? I can remember that saliva crusted, salty, sour wand and the enjoyment it brought as you dug in to refresh the flavor. Now you can have that same excitement in a beer! Each one comes with it's own sweet candy dipping stick. Dip the stick in the beer, then choose your own level of tartness as you plunge it into a sleeve of citric acid. Don't worry gose lovers, there is a salt pouch there for you as well.
Honorable Mention- This thought was just too extreme even for us. You've tried your favorite beer with Nitrous Oxide and Carbon Dioxide, but what might it taste like with other gas combinations? Now you can find out with the Hydrogen Sulfide variant what that beer tastes like infused with rotten egg smell. Maybe you like public pools? Well you can have that too with the chlorine variant of your favorite beer. Of course, you really have not lived until you have tried it on Radon, Neon, Ozone, it's all available. Warning: Some of these gasses could actually kill you.
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